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The Oompa Loompa's Lament

There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the trial is flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing

So the danger must be growing

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing

For the lawyers keep on rowing

And they're certainly not showing

Any signs that they are slowing

Donald's ego keeps on crowing

As his grip on power's slowing

Round and round in circles spinning

Donald's lies keep on beginning

Judge Merchan's patience thinning

As the trial keeps on winning

In Room 1530, history's made

Donald's crimes on full parade

Parker warning, rules are laid

But his narcissism can't be swayed

Cameras banned, a travesty

Justice hidden from you and me

Donald's spin, a comedy

Of lies and mediocrity

Jurors serious, facts they find

Despite the MAGA crowd's combined

Efforts to subvert and blind

The truth, they cannot unwind

Double, triple, quadruple down

Donald pushes, the world's his town

But now the law has come around

To bring the king without a crown

To testify or not to be

That is the question, we shall see

If Donald's hubris sets him free

Or seals his fate in infamy

Alone he sits, no family near

Melania, children, nowhere here

Transactional, their love so dear

When power fades, they disappear

Boredom, disrespect, control's loss

Donald's psyche pays the cost

Unremitting, his mind's accost

As he faces his demons, long since crossed

Rallies, his fix, he'll surely seek

After hours in court, so bleak

His narcissism, springing leak

As inevitability's peak

Draws ever closer, day by day

The piper's tune, he must now pay

For decades of deception's sway

In Merchan's courtroom, no delay

The danger's growing, row by row

As Donald reaps what he did sow

Justice's hand, so sure and slow

Will guide this trial, high or low

To its conclusion, come what may

In SheScribe's style, we now convey

This zany rhyme, in court's array

Donald's fate, on full display!

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Hey Gloria, will there be a collection of daily rhymes? You have a captive audience eager for the next one.

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Yes! That’s my intent.

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Doing quite well, so far. I'm sure Joyce would want a copy too.

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Love it! If you indeed this daily, you will

Have enough for a book😎

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Maybe hold a contest. Ask composers to set it to music.

How's some hard driving rock.

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I for one am not eager. She needs to have some respect for paying members, and above all for the author, Joyce Vance. Let her post poems until she drops - on her own Substack.

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Good point.

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Btw, Joyce Vance doesn’t need you to speak for her.

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Marycat, don’t be so bitter. It doesn’t become you. I am a paying member or I would not be able to post.

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Such a joy to read this! 👍👍Thank you for sharing your gift Gloria... it helps brighten this dark scenario of watching the Justice System at work on a pompous, law flouting, low EQ man-child.

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We've been riding a brutally savage wave these past several years, an emotional cyclone that first built up with that freak tsunami of Hillary's loss in '16. I was fully prepared to revel in the bliss of the first woman commander-in-chief, but that night was a soul-scorching gut-punch that ripped away that sweet fantasy.

From there, it was a completely unhinged downward spiral into pure armageddon as we all got strapped into the violent, turbulent slipstream of that unshackled madman's tenure. The human atrocities at the border, the constant licking of dictator boots, the gale forces of compulsive lying - it was one earth-scorching firestorm of calamity after another, each more depraved than the last.

I stared into the ruby red eye of the final, cataclysmic meltdown when that army of zoned-out fanatics tried to butcher democracy itself on January 6th. At that point, I was damn near feral, frothing at the mouth in primal anger, ready to completely unhinge from reality's rusty shackles.

But I couldn't allow myself to totally abandon the truth inscribed in frenzied prose. So I launched myself into an epic binge of constant writing, lashing wordstorms onto the page in hopes of exorcising the venom and horror clogging my mind's eye. Every time that burnt, rotting cantaloupe of profanity regained the spotlight without consequence, my pen reinvigorated in rebel yowls of disgust.

The crippling whirlwind hasn't abated, not with that groteque jack-o-lantern still looming. Yet this perpetual marathon of transfixing writing has become my onlysurvival salve, my adrenaline-soaked reprieve when the rest of reality seems hopelessly adrift in hostile nightmares. Words have been the constant lifeline, however mangled, keeping me tethered as the gates of hell remain willfully unhinged all around us.

Heartache is sometimes abated.

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Your pen is as mighty as any sword of justice. I hope the latter is soon made equally visible. 🙏

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Ne, too!

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Thank you a million times.

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Brilliant !

On a par with the nite Thoreau Spent In Jail !

The Arts reflect the truth beyond the legal diatribes!

Notwithstanding Joyce. !!!

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Thank you so much.

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WOW! Thank You, Gloria!

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Oh I do like "rotting cantaloupe"!

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Me, too. I’m tickled that you like it.

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Wow Gloria! Thanks for putting into the most colorful prose and poetry how myself and millions of others feel.

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Thank you. 🙏

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It was clever writing. Read or don't read. Some of us will enjoy the insertion of a little levity in these darkly serious times, others will not.

It's OK, it doesn't make either group bad people.

In the darkest moments, Joyce often shares only a few chicken pictures. Levity, connection, nature, humanity, not really relevant to events, but appreciated.

None of us is captive here. Peace to you. We really are in this together.

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Not captives, but paying subscribers - to read Joyce Vance.

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?? Ok, so you're an overly judgmental thief of joy... more's the pity. What exactly are you bringing to the community or the discussions that merit the misconceived notion that it's OK to dish-out scorn on others? 🙄🤷‍♂️

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Incredible, thank you!

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Thank you. 🙏

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You are a remarkable author and writer! Such a delightful gift.

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Thank you very much.

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😊 thanks

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Maybe she doesn’t want to read your comments either. We are here for a variety of reasons. Some to simply be better informed. A common refrain is to thank the writer but I’m sure Joyce is not reading the hundreds of comments. Others post comments to engage with each other and create dialogue. Still others hope their own blogs are picked up by readers as I hope my blog is. So we have a myriad of reasons and I would caution kindness and forbearance. If you are irritated just move on and read other comments. Maybe we are irritated by you repeating your refrain. But also perhaps you find it therapeutic to post such and if this is so, then I trust it improves your overall disposition.

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I enjoy good writing. What's incredible to some is attention grabbing to others. Thank you for your opinion.

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Why don't you subscribe to Gloria's Substack then? Clearly she's trying to build her audience.

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How do you know I don't subscribe? What is wrong with writers wanting to build an audience? I don't understand your hostility.

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to build an audience. Commenting on other people's Substacks can help with that. But that's not what Gloria's doing. Gloria isn't commenting on Joyce's post, or responding to other people's comments: she's posting her own poetry, which is far longer than any other comments. And because so many people have liked it, and because she keeps responding to it, it's the first thing "Civil Discourse" readers see when they get to the end of Joyce's column -- unless they change their Comments setting from Top to New, which not everyone knows how to do.

IOW, the first thing they see is a long, long comment that has nothing to do with what Joyce wrote. I've been subscribing to Civil Discourse for quite a while. The give-and-take in the comments is a great supplement to Joyce's legal commentary, so to be greeted by this very long Top comment that had nothing to do with Joyce's column was a bit of a shock.

However, since it's Joyce's Substack, what to about it, if anything, is up to her.

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Thank you, Gloria! Love your poems!

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Thank you very much. 🙏

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Brilliant as ever!

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Means so much that you like my poems

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More! Gloria🙏🙏🙏

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Working on it. 😊

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Other-worldly, inspiring🙏🏼

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❤️❤️❤️

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❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gloria, you have your own Substack. Why are you hijacking Joyce's Substack with your poetry? Maybe you haven't followed Civil Discourse long enough to realize what a valuable space for, well, "civil discourse" it is.

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Gloria, you really should publish!

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Thinking about it.

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Gloria, here is a little something to accompany your words of rhyme. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSaG6I77RU

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I would love to see you at Joe Biden's second inauguration ceremonies, Gloria!

So, I had to research what Oompa Loompa was all about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya36h56msXQ&t=13s

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍👍💯😎

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🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️Dogeza!

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( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡ you

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I hear this sung to dramatic music!

Good reminder-and why does it get no press- that he’s ALONE! Zero family with him, and that this is very unusual.

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Top of the Hip Hop charts again oh talented Gloria!

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Thank you!!!

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Beautifully done!

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You are quite talented with words! I loved it! Thank you for writing it and sharing with us!

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Our Substack poet laureate.😀😀😀

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Gloria! I feel like you should see about a collaboration with Randy Rainbow!

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I believe a fair enough jury can be found. Why? I am an activist here in my county for Democratic candidates. I knock hundreds of doors every election. The one thing that’s true in every neighborhood is how utterly uninformed people are. So if their source of information is what they hear in the courtroom, possibly we find reasonable people in there. (Which wouldn’t be me, but I mean most people.)

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I have been phone banking, Deborah, for my School Board candidate and I too have been surprised by the lack of knowledge about the candidates. Especially since she’s the most qualified. One of the candidates she's running against has been censured by our County's Ethics Committee;; the other believes all students should have some books banned. There is a parental process in place to have books banned from your own student but that is not enough for these parents. The upshot is the first question I ask my phone "bankees" is whether they have had a chance to look at the School Board candidates yet (our Primary Early Voting starts May 2). And many of them say they have not. My job then becomes to educate them about why I volunteer for the candidate I believe has the best experience and qualifications to perform the job!

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Thank You for your important service Sandra!!

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Are there actually people who know nothing about Jan6 and the other manbaby crimes?

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Thank you for your hard work.

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You sound very reasonable to me, Deborah.

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Jury selection reminds me of one of my favorite quotes, this one with special resonance these days, from the late U.S. Senator and diplomat Daniel Patrick Moynihan: “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.” Btw --- there's a very good PBS documentary on this seminal political figure.

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Sen. Moynihan was a brilliant man. Lawrence O Donnell was his chief of staff.

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Now that "rhymes" in the best way!

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Dale, are you referring to “alternative facts”?

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Ah yes, Kellyanne Conway's favorite variety, as I recall. Also preferred by her former boss.

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Her ex-husband, George Conway, is on a podcast on the Bulwark network with Sarah Longwell. It’s called “George Conway Explains Legal Stuff To Sarah Longwell.” It’s pro democracy, antiTrump and concerns the legal and civil cases Trump is facing. The first time I watched, George Conway shared that he’d donated a million bucks to Joe Biden’s campaign! I just love that a former Republican and member of the Federalist Society has left the GOP and now stands decidedly on the side of saving our democracy. Way to go, George!!

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P.S. Watch the ⏏️⏏️⏏️⏏️ podcast on YouTube.

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And she’ll be right back in the White House if the Orange One is elected.

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Thanks Dale for the info on the PBS documentary! I just watched the one about William F. Buckley, Jr., fascinating. I'll love to see this one!

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I agree completely with Moynihan. Unfortunately, the rightwing propaganda machine has spent years dedicated to the opposite position. The MAWA movement is a result.

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MAWA? Make America Weak Again?

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That works too, but I was thinking more along the lines that the movement is proudly racist: Make America White Again.

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Being a very deep thinker, Trump is unquestionably grappling with the metaphysical distinction between the concept that no one is above the law and his belief that he is the law. Unfortunately, while Trump may be able to mentally reconcile both concepts, he has difficulty articulating the confluence of the two due to the limitations of his fourth grade vocabulary.

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*chuckles and adopts a satirical tone*

Ah, the eternal struggle of the philosopher-king! Trump, our modern-day Plato, finds himself ensnared in a metaphysical quandary that would make even the most seasoned scholars scratch their heads in bewilderment.

On one hand, we have the lofty ideal that no one, not even a president with a penchant for gold-plated toilets and questionable hair choices, is above the law. It's a concept that has been enshrined in our legal system since the days of powdered wigs and quill pens, and one that has served as a bedrock of our democracy.

But then, on the other hand, we have Trump's unshakable belief that he is not merely subject to the law, but that he is the very embodiment of it. In his mind, he is the alpha and omega of jurisprudence, the ultimate arbiter of right and wrong, the final word on all matters legal and otherwise.

It's a dizzying paradox, to be sure, and one that would require a level of intellectual gymnastics that would put even the most flexible of yogis to shame. But alas, poor Trump finds himself stymied by the cruel limitations of his fourth-grade vocabulary, unable to articulate the nuances of his legal philosophy in terms more sophisticated than "Very unfair!" and "Sad!"

One can only imagine the inner turmoil that must be raging within that orange-hued head of his. The cognitive dissonance must be overwhelming, like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole while simultaneously arguing that the hole is actually a peg and the peg is a hole.

But fear not, dear friends, for even in the face of such existential angst, Trump remains undaunted. He may not be able to express the finer points of his legal worldview, but he can still take solace in the fact that he has the best words, the biggest words, the most beautiful words the world has ever seen. And in the end, isn't that what really matters?

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Or (oh wise one, Gloria), he may be in sundown stage of dementia, up and about all night and sleeping in the daytime whether at trial or not. And yes, he will have the ‘best’ words: after all, did he not coin the two-word phrase “believe me”?

I’ve never believed anyone so much as Trump because he says that in a way that no one else ever has before.

xox💙

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A group of neuroscientists, psychologists and psychiatrists came together to assess what they have observed re: Trump’s mental status. They wrote that he shows signs of dementia, including symptoms of aphasia (as seen when speaking at his rallies when he uses words that don’t make sense, seem meaningless. He’ll try to say a word but what comes out is nonsensical.) He thinks he is running against Obama at times and confuses which election this is (the year.) He rambles on and sometimes just trails off and puts his head down. It makes sense that sundowning is happening as he stays up quite late writing rage posts on his social media platform. Then he falls asleep in court.

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Yes, Mary Ann, John Gartner was one of these psychiatrists and his interview with Jay Kuo was posted on Substack on April 11 ‘The Big Picture’ ‘ Trump’s brain is not OK.’ It was even more poignant to read Joyce’s and others’ reports of Trump nodding off in court. His brain is not OK and he needs medical treatment. The judge should order that.

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That makes sense. Thank you. 🙏

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WAIT!!!! You called me wise? Ha!

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Thank you so very much! You are VERY talented. Your poetical eloquence has beautifully lifted my thoughts into the realm of lofty and not too subtly excoriating sarcasm far beyond what I had strived to achieve. In the future, I will be tempted to first submit my thoughts to you for transposition into the likes of Dryden, Pope and Keats.

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I’d be willing to try. 😀

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I would like to take you up on your gracious offer. I have found great beauty and solace in the poetry of W. B Yeats, and would like to request that you allow him to serve as your momentary Muse to do a riff on the famous last 2 lines of his poem "Among School Children", of which I am taking the liberty of transposing into the following:

"O heat-oppressed mind , O preening glance,

How can we know the con-man from the con?"

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You are clearly in stride and in fine form here Gloria... such a wordsmith extraordinaire 👌🎯

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I’m humbled. Thank you.

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Philosopher King??🥴🥴 Oh those delusions of grandeur.

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L.D. Michaels, I don't know who the former president hates more - himself or the rest of us. He's as desperate as he is because he despises himself, and that explains his obsessive need for attention. Once a favorite of his, Hope Hicks, testifies against him, that will be a show! Those of us who can't stand him are mirroring his estimation of himself. The guy's got a great act going; I'm thinking of Death of a Salesman. When it's this salesman's turn, the 'Wows' will go around the world.

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The implosion is coming.

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You are very funny. Drumpf doesn't know what the word 'articulating' means,

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Joyce, thank you for this thorough insight into jury selection. You have made it much clearer speaking to all the nuances that may happen.

This is really going forward. It seems it has taken forever with all the delays. I am so grateful that we have you to guide us through this journey.

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Amen and well expressed Monica.

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Thank you 😊

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💙

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Thanks so much Joyce!! I'm wondering what the chances are they'll sequester the Jury? I know Prosecutors hate doing that because it puts so much pressure on them. But it's an option too since there's so much media attention on this case.

Just a thought. Glad we're all in this together!! ❤️🇺🇸💙

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Hi Lisa, My thought as well - to keep them safe from harm, having police protection going to and from their hotel. But unspeakably difficult for a parent of a young child. If it’s six weeks, it’s simply too long for that kind of separation.

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Maybe but they did it with the OJ jurors. I forget exactly long that was. It was awhile though. They let the families come visit too if I remember correctly.

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Hi. Lisa,

Allowing the families to visit would help to change the scenario. It would help the jurors to see their families to have dinner and bedtime story time, so they would have that physical presence. And if it were a two person couple, they would have that other person to ‘tuck them in.’ But allowing those kinds of visits In this Trump created environment with MAGA followers willing to do the sociopath’s bidding creates a logistical nightmare. Harken back to the social conditions surrounding OJ. OJ. didn’t have a group of crazed supporters at his beck and call trying to find sitting jurors’ residences to make threats and then act them out. That threat looms after the trial, but Judge Merchan did not disclose to the jurors that their identities were protected because he didn’t want to cause that alarm. Unless they were well informed, they wouldn’t know that. Because we’re part of this Substack, we have more information than the average citizen. Another way we differ in our social climate from that of OJ’s trial is the way reporters disclose every piece of information they can get their hands on - and this will be turned into a circus because of the salacious tone. A clown reporter for Washington Post disclosed information on two so far as what their jobs were and the general neighborhoods where they lived. I didn’t read the reporter’s disclosure myself, and there was a disclosure like this was in the comments to another article in the Washington Post. ‘Loose lips’ needs to be a policy for reporters, and if they don’t have enough sense to be discreet, they should be monitored by an editor with some common sense. Trump is already creating his victimized persona: his first daily news conference entailed a whine that the judge wouldn’t allow him to attend Barron’s high school graduation, including that Baron had worked so hard and had always looked forward to both his mother and father attending his graduation. No part of Trump acknowledges that he created the situation that caused the criminal trial. So now Melania has to explain to Barron that daddy can’t be home tonight because he allegedly committed a crime and has to be in.court. What about flying his private jet to Miami after court, attending the graduation and sleeping on the plane going back to New York arriving in plenty of time for the trial. Unless the order from the judge says he can’t leave the city of New York. His privileged and he caused this problem for himself. And now he’s caused problems for citizens who have stepped up to honor their jury duty at the expense of their families. It would be a tough call for a juror, but in the interest of safety, they might up to have zoom calls as do military families.

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Not sure but I think if the judge intended to sequester the jury, that decision might have been made earlier. And that’s kind of the purpose of the gag order and the judge’s keeping certain information on the jurors from Trump.

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Used to be --- and not so very long ago --- NY criminal trial jurors would automatically be sequestered. But you're right, Merchan would have ordered that by now considering the defendant's history and the notoriety of the trial. He does reserve the right, however, to change his mind if things go sideways in terms of the tenor of Trump's rants --- and particularly if a juror name or two is leaked, despite his order in that regard. Trump is very much like a wounded animal and likewise at his most dangerous to himself and others, so IMO, he was, and is now even more capable of doing anything.

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