I kind of like the idea of starting with a fine: maybe $10,000/word* for first offense; $100,000/word* for second; $1,000,000/word* for additional offenses escalating for later offenses.
By fifth offense, add one weekend home detention per violation.
By 10th offense, one week community service in the food services unit @ Gitmo for each violation.
I kind of like the idea of starting with a fine: maybe $10,000/word* for first offense; $100,000/word* for second; $1,000,000/word* for additional offenses escalating for later offenses.
By fifth offense, add one weekend home detention per violation.
By 10th offense, one week community service in the food services unit @ Gitmo for each violation.
No pay in, say, 3 days, gets one week immediate home confinement (no golf) for each $100K or portion thereof outstanding. Future weeks stop when fine paid.
I kind of like the idea of starting with a fine: maybe $10,000/word* for first offense; $100,000/word* for second; $1,000,000/word* for additional offenses escalating for later offenses.
By fifth offense, add one weekend home detention per violation.
By 10th offense, one week community service in the food services unit @ Gitmo for each violation.
*each word in any offending sentence.
Barbara B, great, but he won't pay his bills - so doubt he would pay this fine. But the 10th offense might work.
No pay in, say, 3 days, gets one week immediate home confinement (no golf) for each $100K or portion thereof outstanding. Future weeks stop when fine paid.
Excellent! Thanks for making me laugh. But seriously, good ideas!