The next creepy thing is a conservative offered $5K for evidence that Haitians were eating cats. Seeing the problem with this offer, a jokester said they were heading to Springfield with a pot and their cat because "5 K is 5 K." The offeror quickly said the evidence had to pre-date the debate.
In Springfield they’re eating dogs
And now they’re eating cats
What can a childless Catman do
With those awful facts
Move to Katmandu
Leave on a catamaran
Or just move to Katmandu
He broke down the doorways
Of the Capital
They followed his directive
So tyrannical
(With a little help from readers)
The next creepy thing is a conservative offered $5K for evidence that Haitians were eating cats. Seeing the problem with this offer, a jokester said they were heading to Springfield with a pot and their cat because "5 K is 5 K." The offeror quickly said the evidence had to pre-date the debate.
They're eating the CATS of the SINGLE WOMEN!!! Now THAT'll swing all single women to the orange sadist's side!
Brilliant! And entertaining :D
Mister Katz! It would seem you have some serious skin in the game.
Meow. I said, “Meow.”
I identify as a cat.