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In Springfield they’re eating dogs

And now they’re eating cats

What can a childless Catman do

With those awful facts

Move to Katmandu

Leave on a catamaran

Or just move to Katmandu

He broke down the doorways

Of the Capital

They followed his directive

So tyrannical

(With a little help from readers)

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The next creepy thing is a conservative offered $5K for evidence that Haitians were eating cats. Seeing the problem with this offer, a jokester said they were heading to Springfield with a pot and their cat because "5 K is 5 K." The offeror quickly said the evidence had to pre-date the debate.

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They're eating the CATS of the SINGLE WOMEN!!! Now THAT'll swing all single women to the orange sadist's side!

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Brilliant! And entertaining :D

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Mister Katz! It would seem you have some serious skin in the game.

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Meow. I said, “Meow.”

I identify as a cat.

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